Elevator Pitch: The true story behind St. Nick
Huh? Santa Claus is the only one who is capable of keeping Satan and the forces of darkness at bay.
Synopsis: Ancient wizard Nico Laus defeats the most evil terror of the cosmos. Exiled to a backwater planet orbiting a thermonuclear weapon, Nico keeps vigilant watch over the entrance to Satan’s prison in the North Pole. After many millennia as warden, Nico is ready to retire and pass his duties onto his protégé, Erik.
During his retirement party, Nico drinks too many goblets of mead and breaks his concentration spell that was keeping Satan sealed underneath the Earth’s mantle. With only one night to save the young planet, Nico Laus will have to recruit a rag-tag band of inexperienced warriors to defeat the dark army that Satan has spent eons building.
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